When I was small I used to go and stay with a friend called Pene. So on Monday morning when I wrote the usual “what I did at the weekend”, I would write “This weekend I went to Penis house”, I didn’t know how to write Pene’s so would just join the words pen and is together. Looking back on it I’m surprised my parents weren’t arrested, and I wasn’t taken into care :)
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- i uase to write my #s like 3d 3d1 3d2 5d4 etc!— anm
- I used to believe that I would one day have a dog, and I would teach him to speak, read, and even write!— Gretchen
- I could NOT understand why, if a pen worked on paper, it couldn't also write in thin air.— Can you guess what it is yet?
- I used to think that you would get arrested if you didn't swing your arms when you walked in publicAnon
- when i was small, i thought if i don't sleep then morning wouldn't come..— lily
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon