Not mine, but my husband's -- and not that long ago. He cracked up the choir during a church service by singing "There is a bomb in Goliad!" Considering that a very important battle during the Texas war for independence from Mexico was fought at Goliad, he did have a point.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I was very young during the first gulf war and I thought that it was fought in the gulf of mexico.— Kay
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- that Uttoxeter was a huge and important place, cause all roads in Stafforshire point towards it— rosy
- I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon
- i used to believe that all of south america was mexico— katie
- I used to believe that Mexico was the capital of Spain— Cadence