When I was about 6 or 7, I noticed that George Washington wore breeches and Abraham Lincoln wore trousers. Therefore, I concluded that my father, who wore trousers, must have been a contemporary of Lincoln.
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to belief that the Muslim women who wore their garment wore it because they were bald.Anon
- I used to believe that God looked exactly like the picture of Abraham Lincoln on an American penny.— Leah
- My father always told me that if I wore socks to bed I would grow hair inbetween my toes. Anon
- I used to believe that God was the Incredible Hulk - he was green and muscly and had purple trousers.— Emma
- I thought that if you wore the colour red, you would go yo hell. — Tone
- I used to believe that hair was only for men, and girls wore wigsAnon