my mum told me she had heard an interview with santa on the radio where he had admitted that he didnt come down peoples chimneys at all but in fact visited every police station in the land to collect skeleton keys which would enable him access to every home in the land in order to leave all good boys and girls their appropriate presents.
this information meant i willingly suspended disbelief for an extra couple of years
also ended up quite traumatised when i moved out into my own home , thinking the police could get the keys back off santa and gain access any time they wanted
A childhood belief about police
others believed things like this
- When i was younger i used to believe tha the cat gave Santa the keys to the house to get in !— Nikki Kellett
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- I used to believe Alcatraz was Santa`s home.Anon
- I was told as a young child that if I didn't smile going past the police station, I wouldbe arrested.Anon
- My parents told me that Jesus visited Santa Claus when he was dead for three days. — Rick Hamell
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson