I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I used to see the sign 'police accident' I thought it meant that a police car had crashed.Anon
- in sting's / the police's song ''roxanne''. I thaught that it was ''rock sand''— wacko zacho
- I wanted to be a police officer as a kid because I believe police officer's couldn't die.— Sam
- When I was a little kid. I thought that police officers were a gang of mean people who bullied others.— LOOL
- When the police are talking about "rap sheets," I thought that the criminals were making rap music.Anon
- When I was young I thought that police had soft skin, because this is how it sounds in French " Peau lisse "
— amine