in the song 'Push It' by Salt & Peppa, when they sang "p push it real good"i used to think it went "poor pussy realgood", and so i hated it, cos i thought it was about someone being horrible to a cat named Realgood. i still sing it my way though.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think, that if you're picking in your nose too much, you push your eye out.— Joanna
- I used to believe that these big, strong men would be on each side of an airplane to push it when it takes offAnon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I thought that veruca salt was green salt— Ninny
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon