I used to beleive the lyrics to outcast's miss jackson went "Im sorry miss Jackson, I never meant to make your doctor cry" (it is actually "I never ment to make your daughter cry")
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- I used to believe that when you grow up, you lose your given name and become just Mr., Miss, or Mrs. Whoever.— Andrew Buc
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee
- When I was a kid I used to believe that Micahel Jackson had his own country- Thialand. Anon
- When I was young I used to think that Micheal Jackson was a girl.
— Jib Joseph - i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.