I was listening to my daughter sing along with a song that included the line "and the memories go on and on" but she was singing "and your mammaries go on and on" which was really a lot funnier...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When listening to the radio in the mornings I felt sorry for singers they had to come and sing that early. — Tereza
- My brother was listening to The Corrs and instead "leave me breathless" he would sing "give me breakfast".Anon
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara