My auntie Karen used to think that the lyrics to Adam & the Ants 'Prince Charming' was in fact 'Drink Champagne'
Also in the song 'Happy birthday' by Altered Images the lyrics 'if I were you - if I were you' were in fact 'Irish stew - Irish stew'.
Absolutely hilarious !!!!!!!!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Until I was well along in years I always thought our family was Irish because my dads birthday was March 17th— Gladys
- I used to think all people with green eyes were IrishAnon
- When i heard about Irish Bombers on the news during the 70s i used to think that planes were dropping bombs.— Moose
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I thought Marco Polo was Irish.
Mark O'Polo.— Claire Sparkes - in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped