Was convinced for years (and am still unconvinced otherwise) that Chris De Burgh sings about getting high on emulsion
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- My friend Chris told me that when he was young, he thought that "elemeno" was the letter between k and p.— Jocelyn666
- I thought that wars had to last four years... just like high school and college.— A. Falk
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- I used to believe that if i threw something as high as i could into the air god would steal it.Anon