My brother told me that my parents got me at the Salvation Army, and I was thrown in a sale bin, and the only other candidate for adoption in there with me was a kid with no arms or legs.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- When I saw signs stating "Lots for sale" I thought it meant that there was a lot for sale.— Robin
- I used to beleive that all pains were headaches. So for example, I had headaches in my stomach, legs and arms.— James
- My parents told me that they only had sex twice...me and my brother.— Sara
- i used to believe when you died you went to heaven and played sale of the century!!!!Anon
- I used to believe that if a item wasn't "on sale" then you weren't aloud to buy it.— Meagan