I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.
A childhood belief about wars

others believed things like this
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- i used to think my grandmother's actual name was Gramma!— el kristadore!
- I used to believe that there was an actual point where I became a grownup.Anon
- Until I was about eight I thought that there had been actual fighting during the Cold War.— Miss Taken