I used to think that song "Shake Your Booty" Was "shake you food in". I thought how stupid, who shakes their food in!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- i use to belive if you eat to much of a food u will turn into that food Anon
- I thought if food said it was fat free it meant you could eat as much as you want without getting fat!— Brainhead