My parents told me that scotch eggs were laid by a Haggis.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- When I was little I believed rabbits laid eggs. Anon
- The Easter Bunny laid eggsAnon
- I used to believe that horses laid eggs. No one ever corrected me...— kelly
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- I used to believe that a person could fix ANYTHING with Scotch tape.— Felix