When I was a tiny girl I had the fortunate experience of witnessing a cat giving birth to a litter of kittens, but rather than it helping me understand the birthing process it only confused me more. For a long time I believe that all an animal had to do to have a baby was lick it's poop until it turned in to a baby, which really made my parents seem absolutly disgusting to me.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- Until I was five, I used to think that women gave birth to baby girls and men gave birth to baby boys— Cassidy K
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- I used to believe that a cow-lick meant that a cow had licked you when you were a baby.— Lindsay
- I used to believe that when my parents kissed it made a baby.Anon
- I thought that parents made a baby by nibbling each others ears.— Mer
- when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby— kl