I thought that parents made a baby by nibbling each others ears.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when my parents kissed it made a baby.Anon
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- 'I've got candy in my ears tonight, baby'.
~Canned Heat, Jimiroquai.— Nin - My dad told me "Hush Puppie" shoes were made from Basset Hound ears.— William
- I thought baby oli was made from pressed babies.Anon
- I used to believe that dumplings were made from baby ducks. — Sarah