I used to think the lyrics to smooth criminal went anny are you wonky are you wonky anny, you've been hit by a spoon
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I used to think I was allergic to spoons (what a spoon!)— Sally
- I used to think that in the song "Smooth Operator" they were saying "Schooooooool's not forever!"— Steph
- When I was a kid I was completely convinced that Sade's "Smooth operator" was "Ooh of the red eye".— Brookstar78
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.— Michelle
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban