When I was 5, my 7 year old brother told me that 'penis'meant pee.The next day at kindergarden I raised my hand and said to the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?My penis is about to burst out of me." Everybody laughed at me. Later I asked my mother what penis mean.t and she told me the correct defination. I laugh about it even now.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- I used to think that men's poo came out of their penis' like wee.— Helen
- I used to think that I was the only person to have a penis!Anon
- I used to believe that girls pee was in their poop, because they have no penis.— s
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon