I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I thought venus fly traps are from the planet Venus— Ted Snow
- I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.— Valerie
- I used to believe that if you put your hand in a venus fly trap it would eat it.Anon
- I believed a star that I later found out was the planet Venus was the Tooth Fairy— Jillybean
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon