i used to think that the lyrics to the sex pistols song pretty vacant were
"i dont belive illusions spend to muck in toledo so keep your cheap coming cause we dont want your fritos" the real lyrics are i dont belive illusions cause to much is real so stop your cheap comments cause we know what we feel
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i belive every toy and stuffed animals is alive and moving and they just dont want to admitt it.— hannah
- Adult diapers feel and sound just like baby diapers but dont have the cool prints on them— jakjflkaj
- When I was child I used to belive that the tooth fairy was real.Anon
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon
- i use to believe that all people who wear glasses were catholic....dont even ask me why???Anon
- dont swallow gum, it will stick to your stomach , your whole life.— nancy