My brother who was an adult was singing with me in the car one day. We were singing "big 'ol jet airliner" and out of his mouth comes "big old jello rider" I was laughing so hard I had to pull over
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- when i was little, i thought that you could pull your eyeballs and wash them in your mouth— beak
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron
- I used to believe opera singing was a language all its own.— Rachel
- I used to think that singers couldn't talk-they could only communicate by singing.Anon
- I used to beleive that a mermaid would be singing to you when u listned to a shell. — vprincess