You know that TV show "Family Guy"? You know the theme song? I always thought the part where stewie say "all the things that make us laugh and cry" was actually "all th e things that make us effing cry"!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the actors on tv shows sang the show's theme song.Anon
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- i used to believe that parents do things to make there children happier. well i was wrong. — Emma C.
- when i was a kid i believed i could make things happen just by snapping my fingers like in mary poppins!!Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to believe all liquids were water-based with things added to it to make different kinds of liquids.Anon