At my old church we sang alot of hyms.. and there was one that said "and now, let the weak say i am strong, let the poor say i am rich because of what the Lord has done"..
But seeing as i couldn't read thien and had to learn the songs by ear, i sang the lyrics as "and now, let teh wheet say i am strong, let the corn say i am rich".. i new that in the old days they ran farms alot but i never got why the farmer's crops talked to them..
A childhood belief about hymns

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- I used to think Buddy Rich was called Buddy Rich because he was my dad's friend, same with Buddy Holly. Anon
- I used to believe that only 'poor' people had to go to the bathroom, that 'rich' people didn't.Anon
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I used to believe that all men with mustaches were rich.— Katie
- I thought if you had $100 you were rich!— Demond
- i used to believe cars could fly, but only the rich had them in big cities. Thus, i never saw them.— kevin