When i was in kindergarten, my mum told me my nan was a pirate because of the way she cut cheese crooked. i took that literally and told my class for show and tell that my nan was a pirate and so i would grow up to be a pirate and steal everyone's treasure.. the teacher then made me sit down..
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that there was a pirate n my closet .— Natyyyy
- I remember a girl in my kindergarten class told me she wanted to be a waterfall when she grew up.Anon
- That blue cheese was made by scraping mould off bathroom walls. My mother actually told me that.— sandee
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon