My Dad was in the Royal Navy, and every other Friday he would have to take his sword to work with him. My brother thought that he was on pirate fighting duty on those days.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- My brother used to think "Kung-Fu Fighting" was actually "When It Comes To Fighting."— The Pacifist
- when i was little i thought that NAVY SEALS were actual seals that were navy blueAnon
- i used to believe that there was a pirate n my closet .— Natyyyy
- My sister thought that "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice was actually "US Navy".Anon
- I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo.. — Leema