I used to believe that kings and queens and members of royal families don't fart, wee or poo..
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- I used to think it was an amazing coincidence that all my members of my family had the same name.— Raj
- I used to think that Orientar was a place, as in "We three kings from Orientar"— Katie
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that when you fart, your tummy was breathing!— Nicholas Orsmond
- i used to believe that if i swallowed gum i would fart a bubble— jeremy