My friend used to think (probably still does) that "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was really "Doing It Like A Lady."
EWWW! Dirty mind! Can't bring myself to tell her. She might have a fit. I thought so too till I saw this site.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- i used to believe Gunsn Roses' vocals were from an old lady!!!! — Vivika