My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I used to believe that if white people would turn brown in the sun then brown people would turn white.Anon
- Drinking coffee before your 12 yrs, old will make the white in your eyes turn brown.— dawn b.
- I used to believe that if you didn't take your socks off at night your feet would turn into jellyAnon
- When I was little and farted in bed my mum told me to "take big sniffs - it will soon go away" yuk.Anon
- My father told me if I farted, my head would cave in!— Jae