The Christmas song "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" contains the line "most angelic hosts proclaim." As a kindergartner, I interpreted this as "toast and jelly coasts proclaim."
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- I thought jelly fish were made out of fruit jelly. — Kevin
- I use to think the known Christmas song "in excelsis deo" was en chelsea's dayo— Mike Simmons
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- in the song "show me heaven" i used to sing "make me breakfast" instead of "leave me breathless"Anon
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie