God was a smiling fat man with glasses and a white lab coat, whose favourite food was oranges. Why oranges? They were shaped like the Earth, of course. I also believed that if I were even better behaved than an angel, I could become a God too and marry Jesus. As a deity-in-training, needless to say, I ate a lot of oranges back then.
A childhood belief about characters
others believed things like this
- I used to think that orangutans were monkeys who ate alot of oranges.— Lina
- When I was a kid I thought all the wrestlers on tv had oranges under their skin to make them look muscular :)— Anonamoose
- I used to believe that England was shaped like a Sewing Machine Box, Germany was a Smiling Sun. Anon
- When I was a wee one I believed dogs were either black or white underneath thier coat....It was the 60's.— maddog
- At a young age I couldn't imagine how people without glasses could marry the ones wearing them. — Ana
- When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!— Gretchen