When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I used to think that rain was caused by the sun peeing on us.Anon
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was young I used to believe that when it rained, God was peeing on the Earth. My grandma got mad.— Tim
- i used to believe rain was when Jesus was having a shower— matt
- I thought rain was made when God was crying, and wind when God blew on the earth because it was too hot.— Andy T