When I first heard Perpetual Widow by Tori Amos- I thought " It's gotta be big" was really "Saggy tits" and "scabby pig"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought a widow was someone who stares at you through a windowAnon
- My mom told me that if I didn't wash my hair black widow spiders would come live in it.— grew up in Nebraska
- I used to believe that a widower was a guy who killed married husbands to make thier wife a widow— Jessica
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- When I first heard of Amsterdam I thought it was "Hamster's Den"— Bootlebat
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon