I have been listening to an 80's alternative Australian band called "Mr. Floppy". They did a rather silly version of Kate Bush's 'Wuthering Heights' which was played in Australia a lot on JJJ (radio station). Anyway, I started playing it at home and there's this rather rude song called "Head Job". My wife was concerned, but our kids aren't affected by it. The boys (4 and 7 yo) and I all run round the room singing at the top of our lungs "Hedgehog". It's classic!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that God was a hedgehog!!! Silly I know, but I was about 6!— Amy-Jo
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon
- I used to think that when a song finished on the radio it would play again on the next station— Maria
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- I used to think my forehead was actually called a three-head.— Fen
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon