I once asked my dad why Pugs had flat faces. He responded "because they ran into a wall"...
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I used to think wall outlets looked like little faces (eyes and mouth), and so I would talk to them sometimes!— EJ
- I used to believe that the earth was flat.— Rt.y
- I used to believe that if you bled to death, you'd get flat!— Lisa G
- I used to belive the world was flat
Anon - I used to believe that if you bled to death your body would be flat.— -G
- I used to belive that ballet dancers had flat toes, so when they put on their shoes they would fit right.— Jazzy