When I was four, My father would tell me that John Wayne was his father every time there was a John Wayne film on television. Consequently I believed that John Wayne was my grandfather until I was 8
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa - As a child, I thought that Olivia Newton-John was Elton John's wife and Juice Newton's sister.— Connie
- I used to think that Olivia-Newton John was three people like Sharon, Lois and Bram....Olivia, Newt and John— J
- I thought that Olivia Newton John was a group, Olivia Newt and John. — Sam O.
- I used to think that Olivia Newton-John was 3 people: Olivia, Newt, and John— Sally
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon