When I was little I used to think that the Sheena Easton song "Morning Train" went like this: "My baby takes the morning drink, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me waiting for him . . . " My parents used to die laughing as I strolled around the house singing at the top of my lungs. I always took offense, never knowing why it was so funny.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when sheep die, god takes their wool and makes it into clouds— Oded
- I used to believe that these big, strong men would be on each side of an airplane to push it when it takes offAnon
- The sun switches off at night and on again in the morning — Edward
- when i was a kid, i used to think that if i didn't fall asleep, morning wouldn't comeAnon
- i used to believe that the water in the ocean went away a night......then came back in the morning.— Beverly
- when i was small, i thought if i don't sleep then morning wouldn't come..— lily