My mom, her friends, and I were talking one day about how songs paint a picture in your head. We were listening to an oldies station and a song came on that goes "As I write this letter I send my love to you..." and my mom asked me what picture came into my head. I replyed a cowboy riding into the sunset. I had no clue why she looked so confused until she asked me to sing what I just heard: "As I ride the saddel I send my love to you..."
She still pickes on me about that
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen