While playing in the sandbox one afternoon, I convinced my cousin Kelly that "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer was *not* "Addicted to Love", but "A Tic-Tic-Tic Love." I also thought that "Bring Me a Higher Love" was actually "Bring Me a Pile of Gold", which made much more sense to me at the time.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*— oi - I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- I used to believe that the lyrics to Bon Jovi's "You Give Love a Bad Name" were "You give love a Band-Aid".Anon