I thought Queen's song 'Bohemium Rhapsody' went: I see a little cigarette on a man.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"Anon
- I used to believe that my mum was the queen. She does look a bit like the queen... minus the orb and sceptre.— Vix
- I used to think that clouds were caused by cigarette smoke— Monkey Dave
- I used to believe that if you smoked a cigarette while drinking an alcoholic beverage you would blow up!— Sue
- When the Queen Mother died when I was quite upset because I thought royalty did not die.— Carrie
- When I first seen that boy band Hanson I thought they were all drag queen that were in bad drag. — TUTTLE