This one belongs to my dear old dad. This occurred years ago, when the group "Fine Young Cannibals" was popular (in the 80's). Anyway, he thought their song "Good Thing" was called "Guilty" and he used to sing "Guilty" really loud while we were in the family van! What a goober!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was the prettiest girl in the world and I felt really guilty for it.— Princesa
- My 3 year old little girl announced after spinning around for ages that she was 'feeing guilty' :-)— Adam
- When I used to see a sign saying "Littering Fine" I thought they meant if you littered REAL GOOD!— Lou V.
- My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William
- The Kim Carnes song called 'Bette Davis Eyes' well my dad used to sing "She's got Dickie Davis Eyes" Anon
- My cousin used to think that a group of nine singers was called a "niner".Anon