I used to believe that the song that goes "put my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry." went "Put machete (big sword thing) through the lady but the lady won't die" My friend started laughing at me when I started singing it one day...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- i used to believe Gunsn Roses' vocals were from an old lady!!!! — Vivika
- I used to think the lady behind the cash register at the A & P got to keep all the money in the drawer.Anon