when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off— jarid
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- When I was little I thought that my urine was stored in my scrotum until I needed to wee.— Bryan
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )