i used to believe that i needed to have sex before i was 15 or else my penis would fall off
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it— SERASDFE
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- I thought if you trip and fall down you fall at the speed of light!— Dietrich Corby
- I used to belief that if you bought a car you needed to put it togetter yourself— Bugs