Until I was about 7 or 8, I thought the song "Raspberry Beret" was saying "raspberry parade". My brother, who was about 13 or 14, thought the same. So it came on the radio in the car one day, and it came to that line. So we sang, "...she wore a raspberry parade!" and my mom busted out laughing. She told us it was "beret" and asked, "How could you wear a parade?!?" We still laugh about that!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Beret" was actually "Mad-Miracle Man"— Missy
- for the longest time every i used to think that Prince's "Raspberry Barret" said "round merry go round"— lin
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- I used to think that the laugh track on sitcoms were the camera men, directors, other actors, ect. laughing.Anon
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo