One day, a friend of mine and I were listening to All-American Rejects, and "Swing, Swing" came on. We both started sing, but instaed of singing "Swing swing swing from the tangles of my heart..." My friend was singing "Swing swing swing from the TABLE of my heart.." When I pointed this out to her, she told me that she could never figure out why the song made no sense.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that swing music was called that because you listened to it when playing on the swing set.Anon
- I used to think that if I was swinging on a swing fast enough, I could jump off it and start flying.— Nick
- I used to think that you would get arrested if you didn't swing your arms when you walked in publicAnon
- that if i swang high enough on the swing set at my grandmothers house...i could catch a cloud for her.— nicole
- --I thought if I swung hard enough in my swing i could possibly reach an airplane
— dusty chenille - The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops