I used to believe that my dog could speak English, but he just didn't feel like it.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I remember thinking that non-English speakers were much smarter because they could speak "so much faster." Anon
- I used to think everyone in the world knew and thought in English, but choose to speak different languages. Anon
- I used to think that even people who spoke something other than English, thought in English— Peaches
- I believed that dolls could feel when I didn't love them, that's why I treated them well.Anon
- I was shocked when I found out that dogs in foreign countries didn't know English commands.Anon
- when i was a kid i used to believe the monkey could speak— killian