At the pre-Vatican 2 Mass' finish, a prayer to St. Michael the Archangel was recited. I used to say,"St. Michael the Dark Angel...." IT was followed by a prayer the Hail Holy Queen which refers to, "St. Joseph, thy most chaste Spouse". I always used to say, "St. Joseph, thy most chaffed Spouse."
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- In the Hail Mary prayer, I used to say 'Bless a dark fowl among women' rather than 'blessed art though'Anon
- I used to think Joseph of Joseph and his amazing techni-coloured dreamcoat was Jesus' dad. Anon
- I used to believe that in the Christian Prayer of the Faithful, we were responding, "Lord, harrow prayer."— Smelleanor
- I thought that to get married, your spouse had to have the same eye color as you did.Anon
- I used to believe that Joseph of the OT and of the NT were the SAME dude.
Man, talk about being OLD!
— Kitty Lover - I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo