my friend used to think that the song wherever whenever went like this:
"lucky for my mom ya shes a docter, lucky for my dad ya hes a nurse"
when it really goes:
Lucky you were born that far away so we could both make fun of distance.
Lucky that i love a foreign land for the lucky fact of your existance
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought I was such a lucky and special kid, because I was born on the exact same day as my birthday.— ricolarno
- I had my mom buy a box of lucky charms because I thought the little leprechaun would be inside. — Catherine
- when i was very little, i thought that all girls must do ballets, and that i was lucky who wasn`t forced to. — little miss from norway
- When very little I completely believed the mascot for Lucky Charms was the Almighty God.— Brendan
- the beatles song 'mean mr mustard' says "shes a real go-getter", i was sure it was "shes a real coconut"...— sally
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean!