my mom used to think that the lyrics to Beyonce's song "Baby Boy" were Baby boy say amma ma when it was really Baby boy you stay on my mind. amma in our language is mom so she was like "baby boy say mom?" and would start laughing. we correct her but she still says amma ma
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- when I was little I used to think you had to have a baby before you got married!— Supergirl
- I used to believe that sparrows were baby pigeons— greenpolyester
- I used to think that dalmations were baby cows.— Marshmello Da Strawberry Cow