Since my father had a deep cleft in his chin, I thought he was growing a tiny buttocks out of his face.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that poop was stored in your buttocks and that's why they're squishy.Anon
- i used to believe that people's buttocks were plump because of the poo filled in it— Diesa
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- If you held a buttercup under your chin and got a yellow reflection then you liked butter!— Tilly
- I used to think that growing pains meant that a tomato plant was growing in your stomach.— Annette
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL